Dear (alleged) friends,
You tricked me. Completely pulled the wool over my eyes. I saw the “film”. I ended up wasting 2 hours and 24 minutes of my life. 2 hours and 24 minutes I could have wasted doing something else, like watching ESPN Classic, or sleeping. I’m not sure what I did to all of you, but it must have been bad. Or maybe you are all just mean spirited people who get kicks in knowing that you have sent someone to sit and suffer through a film with a horrible plot, pitiful acting, and a pathetic excuse for a script. Honestly, I wonder if anyone involved in the making of that movie had ever watched the cartoons as a kid.
Anyway, you got me good. Completely posterized me. Bravo. Congratulations (clap, clap, clap). I hope you all can sleep at night. And if you do, you are all probably dreaming of kicking puppies.
I don’t know how. I don’t know when. But you’ll get yours. Karma is a crazy thing. And Karma might have you sitting through a chick flick. Hopefully one with Barbara Streissand. Or Susan Sarandon. Or both. And for any females that said I should go watch it, I hope you miss a shoe sale or something.
-Dave Q.
First, I said “I liked it, but knowing how you are you probably wouldn’t care for it” and low and behold you didn’t… shocking
Second, my dearest friend, I’d be very careful about evoking karma on us… like a rabbit dog you set free to sick your friends, karma may instead decide to turn around and bitch slap you into your own personnel version of “My Name is Earl”… so I’d advise caution. I mean honestly David, you saw the previews, you read the reviews… most importantly you had your owe instincts about the movie… you knew you were not going to like it, but you went away… why? Because we owed it to our childhood to see it… just like the Dukes of Hazard, the Star Wars prequel disasters, all of the recent Super hero movies… good or bad, we had to see it… so stop whining like a candy ass and take it like a man!!!
Stop the whining, the movie was not bad. YOu just have “SPECIAL” taste.