I got the following text from my good friend Nick:

Nicholas Abel Zuniga

DOB 4-29-08, 12:37pm

6lbs, 11oz., 19″.

Mother and child are doing well. Dad is a bit giddy. You see folks, this is Nick’s first child. And I know through the years I’ve given him crap about various things that he does that are flat out wrong. Like his fantasy football picks. And the fact that he idolizes Ricky Martin. Not cool, man. But if there is one thing I have no doubt he will excel at, is being a father. So congrats Nick. I have no doubt you will handle fatherhood with grace. Well, at least more grace than your jump shot.  And that won’t be too hard to do.

-Dave Q.

 

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