A NASA astronaut drives from Houston to Orlando with a car full of weapons to confront her rival in the romantic pursuit for another astronaut. And she wears adult diapers the entire 900 miles so she doesn’t have to stop. Wow. You can’t make this stuff up!

Now she is facing all kinds of charges. Attempted murder, attempted kidnapping, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence, etc. She also had a trench coat and wig. Weird.

I think the moral of this story is pretty clear: Don’t ever date anyone you work with. You never know who is nuts.

-Dave Q.

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  • Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just say, "Hey, has anybody seen my raisins?" (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins.)