Archive for the ‘WTF?’ Category
If you are anything like me, you probably have a junk email account. An account that you use for those situations that demand an email address but that you don’t really have much interest in what they send you. Well, I was going through my junk email account when I came across this.
I participated in a garage sale a couple of weekends ago. And to help generate some traffic, I posted the garage sale on Craigslist. So a couple of days ago I came across this gem in the old junk mailbox. Was I sure I had to sell my “garage sale”? Yes. I was. God I hate spammers. But I hate spammers even more when they don’t even try. I’m sure the article you wanted me to read was very compelling, Larissa (if that is your real name), but instead of me clicking on that link, how about you go to hell instead? Sound good?
So if any spammers would like to email someone dumb enough to ask me if I really want to sell my “garage sale”, please email “Larissa” at larissabchrd@gmail.com. She would love to have some email sent her way.
-Dave Q.
That’s Jared. Yeah, that Jared. Subway’s Jared. Jared friggin’ Fogle. Mr. I Lost Weight By Only Eating Subway. Yeah. I think he found all that weight he lost.
What the hell happened??!? I remember joking with friends back in the day that Subway better pray that Jared didn’t one day keel over from a heart attack. This can’t be good for business. Someone needs to renew his gym membership or something. If I owned any stock in Subway, I might want to consider selling. And then recommend at the next shareholders meeting that they stop offering cookies with those oh so healthy sandwiches.
Speaking of fat guys, surely you saw this pic by now. The pic above was taken by a stewardess flight attendant who had to be wondering how the hell she was gonna get the drink cart past that dude. Seriously though, WTF? Big time safety risk. If there was an emergency, can you imagine all the problems the passengers would encounter? I’d be pissed if I died in a plane because a fat guy crushed me during some turbulence.
For all I know that guy on the plane could have been Jared.
-Dave Q.
Now here is a cause I can get behind. 
October is here. And that means it’s Breast Cancer Awareness month. And it’s times like these that I feel I should speak out. You see everyone, few causes are as important as this one. You want to Save the whales? That’s great. But let’s save the boobs first, got it? Priorities, people!
You want to hug a tree? That’s cool. Me? I’d rather hug boobs. And I think I speak for every man and woman out there that boobs take priority over trees. So, to hell with the trees. Save the boobs! This cannot be ignored!! If that means other causes have to be put on the back burner, so be it! Priorities, people.
What about PETA? Hmmm… no. Save the boobs, damn it! I hope I am getting through to everyone. This is absolutely of the utmost importance!! Don’t ignore this plea. To illustrate how motivated I am about this, I will offer free breast exams as long as there is something in writing that I can’t be held accountable for anything. I am just trying to help here.
A world without boobs is a world I don’t want to be in. 
-Dave Q.
I guess September 21st in Afghanistan is recognized as “Peace Day”. That’s cool. Peace is a good thing. But I think this may be a bad omen…
Eh. Maybe the dove was just sleeping.
-Dave Q.
I’ve been to California. It’s a beautiful state. It makes me sad to see something like this and realize that it is being overrun with crazy people.
Both my sisters will be calling California “home” in the near future. It breaks my heart.
-Dave Q.
I’ve got nothing against someone who wants to do something to protect the environment (except maybe Al Gore). But these people are %$#&@ crazy. And they wonder why no one takes these nut jobs seriously.
-Dave Q.
Obviously, when I don’t blog, as I haven’t been lately, celebrities die. And I apologize. Especially to Billy Mays. I really liked that guy.
As for this Michael Jackson stuff. Wow. I can’t believe there are that many people that adored him. That are so broken up emotionally about this. I am amazed at all the TV coverage. I guess am the only one that remembers that he raped little boys?!?!
I don’t care what the judicial system said. The dude was a child molester. And I guess his music and cool dance moves are enough to make people look the other way. Pathetic. I’m just glad it isn’t just happening in America. It looks like the world as a whole has their collective head up their ass when it comes to idolizing this pedophile.
I am gladly in the minority observing this crap. It feels good not to drink the kool-aid.
-Dave Q.
PS: Rest in peace Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett, David Caradine. And of course Billy Mays!
Want to see a video compilation of a girl in a ton of photos with the exact same ridiculous look on her face? I knew you would!
Seriously. WTF is wrong with her? It’s like she got stuck on “retarded” or something. I seriously wonder if maybe she doesn’t have any teeth. Or maybe she is a mannequin? Nah. They don’t make mannequins to look that skanky, do they?
Here is a link to a website with more people that have the “must make the exact same face when in front of camera” syndrome.
Makes me wonder if I know anyone with this condition. I’m going to go through some old pics. If I come upw with something, I will post it here.
-Dave Q.
