The Quesada Chronicles

Today's Deep Thought

• At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, dentist," because you could save money on tooth x-rays. but then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your x-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an x-ray, stupid?" And you'd say, "aw, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.