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Clay Aiken is gay. Captain Obvious strikes again.

September 23rd, 2008 | Author: Dave Q.

Clay Aiken finally came out of the closet today. Let me see. How can I put my reaction to this dramatic revelation into words. I’m going to give it a try here, so bare with me. Here goes: DUH!

I don’t like Clay Aiken. It’s not because he’s gay. It’s because he sucks. Just thought I would clarify.

-Dave Q.

Posted in Bullshit, Funny, Not Cool

2 Responses to “Clay Aiken is gay. Captain Obvious strikes again.”

Mike:

September 23, 2008 at 9:57 pm

I’m shocked… really I am… seriously…

*snicker*
Ms. Florida Transplant:

September 24, 2008 at 7:27 am

omg…could you find a more gay picture to post? lol

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Clay Aiken is gay. Captain Obvious strikes again.

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