The Quesada Chronicles

Documenting the ongoing adventures, opinions, and occasional screw-ups of a guy named David Quesada

Archive for September 23rd, 2008

Clay Aiken is gay. Captain Obvious strikes again.

September 23rd, 2008 | Author: Dave Q.

Clay Aiken finally came out of the closet today. Let me see. How can I put my reaction to this dramatic revelation into words. I’m going to give it a try here, so bare with me. Here goes: DUH!

I don’t like Clay Aiken. It’s not because he’s gay. It’s because he sucks. Just thought I would clarify.

-Dave Q.

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Today's Deep Thought

Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: what if there were no civilization out there? No cities, no factories, no people? And then I think: no people or factories? Then who made this car? And this highway? And I get so confused I have to stick my head out the window into the driving rain---unless there's lightning, because I could get struck on the head by a bolt.