That’s Jared. Yeah, that Jared. Subway’s Jared. Jared friggin’ Fogle. Mr. I Lost Weight By Only Eating Subway. Yeah. I think he found all that weight he lost.
What the hell happened??!? I remember joking with friends back in the day that Subway better pray that Jared didn’t one day keel over from a heart attack. This can’t be good for business. Someone needs to renew his gym membership or something. If I owned any stock in Subway, I might want to consider selling. And then recommend at the next shareholders meeting that they stop offering cookies with those oh so healthy sandwiches.
Speaking of fat guys, surely you saw this pic by now. The pic above was taken by a stewardess flight attendant who had to be wondering how the hell she was gonna get the drink cart past that dude. Seriously though, WTF? Big time safety risk. If there was an emergency, can you imagine all the problems the passengers would encounter? I’d be pissed if I died in a plane because a fat guy crushed me during some turbulence.
For all I know that guy on the plane could have been Jared.
-Dave Q.
Not only dangerous, but that can’t be comfortable for the fat guy either. I mean half his ass isn’t even sitting on anything. You’d think he’d just suck it up and buy 2 seats. WTF.
Don’t some airlines require that people beyond a certain weight are required to buy two seats?
Now that I think about it, I haven’t really seen any Subway commercials with him in it lately. Guess this is why.
“You’d be pissed if you died”…?
Probably too much McDonaldss…