I remember back in the day the Miss Universe pageant was a big deal.  These days I just watch so little TV that I had no idea it came on last night.  However, I did hear about the Miss Hooters pageant that took place last week.  Missed that one, too.  But the girl that won works at a San Antonio Hooters.  Hmmm…  Maybe I should give their wings another chance.

Anyway, I heard this morning that Miss USA stumbled again.  And that Miss Venezuela won.  I don’t really care about either of those.  What I do care about is getting up to speed with some of the swimsuit competition highlights.  God bless YouTube.

So because I care, I present to you…

Miss Mexico


Miss Korea


Miss Brazil


and Miss Australia


In one of these videos there is a girl walking in the background in a one piece.  WTF?  She’s in a beauty pageant and wearing a one piece?  Why did she even bother showing up?  That is the same as forfeiting.  Maybe she saw the rest of the competition and gave up?

-Dave Q.

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  • My parents used to abandon me a lot as a child. In the morning, they'd take me to my school and then abandon me there, until school got out. Then at night, after they tucked me in bed, they'd abandon me and go to sleep in their own bedroom. Sometimes they'd let me sleep with them in their room, but if I started playing my guitar they'd take me back to my bedroom and abandon me again. Once, they abandoned me for a whole week, at my grandparents' house.