I remember back in the day the Miss Universe pageant was a big deal. These days I just watch so little TV that I had no idea it came on last night. However, I did hear about the Miss Hooters pageant that took place last week. Missed that one, too. But the girl that won works at a San Antonio Hooters. Hmmm… Maybe I should give their wings another chance.
Anyway, I heard this morning that Miss USA stumbled again. And that Miss Venezuela won. I don’t really care about either of those. What I do care about is getting up to speed with some of the swimsuit competition highlights. God bless YouTube.
So because I care, I present to you…
Miss Mexico
Miss Korea
Miss Brazil
and Miss Australia
In one of these videos there is a girl walking in the background in a one piece. WTF? She’s in a beauty pageant and wearing a one piece? Why did she even bother showing up? That is the same as forfeiting. Maybe she saw the rest of the competition and gave up?
-Dave Q.
