Archive for August 6th, 2008

There are times in life when you can do the right thing for your country.  When the cries of those regular people getting screwed by the government on a daily basis can’t be tuned out anymore, you must act.  And considering the two candidates we have to choose from, somebody has to step up to the plate.  Because, quite frankly, they both suck.

I have been waiting for a third option.  Hoping for another choice.  And so far, zip.  Well, my fellow Americans, someone has to step up to the plate.  And I am that someone.  Today, I am announcing my candidacy for President of the World United States.  I mean, I don’t think I can do any worse than McCain and Obama.

Ever since the Primaries were settled, I have been telling people that I probably wouldn’t vote, since I have no confidence in either candidate.  But I myself have always been pretty self-confident.  So there you go.  A candidate I can be confident about!

Since I am so confident I will win, I went ahead and offered my VP slot to Brian.  He said no.  Then I bought him a Dr. Pepper.  VP position filled.

-Dave Q.

I have to thank my buddy Norm for this one…

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  • I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is that they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff. Then, when somebody comes up, they act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"