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I guess September 21st in Afghanistan is recognized as “Peace Day”.  That’s cool.  Peace is a good thing.  But I think this may be a bad omen…

Eh.  Maybe the dove was just sleeping.

-Dave Q.

For the most part, I think Glenn Beck is alright.  I would occasionally listen to his radio show on the way to work and he was humorous while getting his point across.  Most of the time I agreed with where he was coming from.  But I have noticed that he was getting a little preachy and emotional lately.  I don’t respond well to that stuff.  I have a good sense of humor and am looking to laugh.  Make your point and do it while making me laugh.  You will have my attention.


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Stephen Colbert is a funny mofo!  And in the video above, he pretty much destroys Glenn Beck.  And it is almost impossible to argue with what he’s saying.  I was laughing so hard I had tears rolling down my cheeks.  :)   You gotta love Stephen Colbert!

The lesson here?  Quit crying!  And quit whining for that matter.  Seriously.

I wonder how Jon Stewart feels about his protoge becoming a superior comedian.  Hmmm.

-Dave Q.

I’ll be honest.  I didn’t listen to the big speech last night.  I had more important things going on (Spurs-Mavericks game).  But I figure this is pretty much what Obama said:  Things are pretty bad.  Things will get worse before they get better.  This is not my fault.  Vote for me in 2012.

The doom and gloom will be around for a while.  Hopefully we come out of it sooner rather than later, but we should be prepared for the worst.  But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a good sense of humor!  How, you may ask?  Send all your friends that voted for Obama some ’stimulus’.  You can check out this website.  Pun intended.  :)

-Dave Q.

So I’m hoping that Obama’s stimulus bill does what it’s supposed to do.  The country is hurting and we need this to work.  But what concerns me is our national debt.  It is reaching numbers that are hard to comprehend.  I mean, over 10 trillion?  That’s a lot of dough.

Change I can believe in.

I have an idea for paying that off.  Or at least to try and make a dent into it.  With all the money that Obama raised for his campaign, why not do that again?  I think he should just go on tv, tell the American people what website to visit to donate, and then let her rip!  The guy can be very persuading.  If he can convince the American people to pony up some cash, then we can start reducing this debt in no time.  And with his popularity all over the world, don’t be surprised when we see some Euros or Yen in the mix bag of donations.  Bottom line is, with some enthusiasm and the twinkle of Obama’s smile, we could get this done in a few months.

I think it would be worth a shot.  However, I won’t be contributing.  I mean, come on.  It was my idea.  :)

-Dave Q.


Like him or hate him, President Bush showed some reflexes here.    I don’t see Hillary doing that.

Yeah, I know Obama would have gone all Matrix on the situation, dodge the shoes like Neo dodged those bullets, and then used the force to send the shoes flying back at his attacker.  But, in all seriousness, we know that is unrealistic.  Because nobody doesn’t like Obama enough to throw shoes at him.

-Dave Q.

Change, Shmange.

Come on, Barack.  Your whole platform was based on bringing change to Washington.  And then you do this??!?  You went and nominated Satan for Secretary of State?  Really?!?  I guess I’m just crazy to think that since all those questions about your judgement of character came up (Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers, the guy who was a professor and supported the PLO, etc.) that maybe you would pick someone with, I don’t know, some integrity? But instead you picked someone who stands for everything that is wrong in Washington.  Jeez.  I mean, I really want to give you a chance to prove to me that those that voted for you knew what they were doing,but it’s looking pretty bad right now.  So much for change.

I make no secret that I hate Hillary Clinton.  I can see right through her.  It’s like I have those special sunglasses from the movie They Live, where the guy puts them on and he can see who is an alien and who isn’t.  I know what that lady is.  Pure Evil.  So when Obama is trying to heal a country divided,I guess he has to start with a party divided, and appease all those Hillary lovers.  Hillary craves power like a fat kid craves gravy on his ice cream.  I can’t wait for your next great presidential decision, BHO.

Just when you think the monster is dead…

-Dave Q.

So Barack Obama is the newly elected President of the United States.  And although I don’t trust the guy, he is my nation’s leader.  And I will support him for as long as his decisions allow me.

For the record, I’m glad Obama is a snob.  I expect the leader of the greatest country on Earth to be pretty cocky.  So at least he’s got that down.  And now he’s got 4 years to convince me he is worthy of my vote next time.  But the one thing I truly look forward to in an Obama presidency is that all my liberal friends will finally stop whining about everything.  In that case, silence is golden.  Thanks, Barry!

-Dave Q.

My buddy Jason sent this to me.  Pretty funny!  Especially that sweet old lady.  I wonder if she kisses her grandchildren with that mouth. :)

At least I know that I would be a hero to a good chunk of the country.  But on the flip side, I guess I would be hated by quite a few.  Nothing new there.  ;)

-Dave Q.

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  • One thing I always felt bad about was kicking Grandma in the head with my football shoes on. But what was her head doing right by the football like that? And how did the football get in her bed?