Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category
The more I see stuff like this, the more I like Barack Obama.
Seriously, though. What’s not to like about the guy? I mean, besides his liberal views on things.
-Dave Q.
If you are a fan of the Super Bowl commercials more than the game itself, then I hope you got to see Will Ferrell as Jackie Moon in a commercial for Bud Light. As funny as it was, the extended commercial is even funnier! You can thank me later.
There wasn’t much doubt I would see this movie when it comes out. But a quick glimpse of Will Ferrell at his best has me all geared up for Semi-Pro.
-Dave Q.
I didn’t catch last night’s Republican debate on MSNBC. Partly because I’m starting to get tired of the political immaturity. But mostly because I didn’t want to take the chance of hearing Keith Olberman speak. That guy seriously sucks now. I liked him much better when he used to read sports scores to me.
Anyway, I found this little cartoon on Politico.com. I think it sums up the Republican candidates pretty accurately.
Makes me yearn for a simpler time. With the innocence that was getting up early on Saturday morning to eat waffles and watch the Smurfs.
-Dave Q.
I’ve got to give Burger King some props. This whole “whopper freakout” promotion they are doing is pure genius. I myself haven’t had a Whopper in years, but I do remember that it was a good burger. Now I’m craving one. But maybe that’s because I didn’t eat dinner last night. Where the hell is there a Burger King in this town? Anyone know?
Here is a bigger production of the Freakout. Check out the details of some of these reactions. Funny stuff.
But even funnier than that is these guys. My friend Kari sent this to me. Whopper Freakout (Ghetto Version).
I need me a motherf&*&@% Whopper! Now!
-Dave Q.
I need a new one of these. I set mine down a while back and now I can’t find it.
-Dave Q.
Dear Reporters, Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 about the other 81. I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game. Sincerely,T.O. p.s. Getcha Popcorn Ready!. — Terrell Owens before the Cowboys / Patriots match up in Week 6.
When it comes to the NFL playoffs, I had a pretty damn good weekend! Every team I wanted to win this weekend came out victorious. And that includes the Giants beating the Cowboys. Now, don’t get me wrong. I don’t like the New York Giants, especially when led by that goofy Eli Manning. But I despise any team that employs Terrell Owens. So the Cowboys losing makes me happy. 
Cry me a river, T.O. You’re defending your teammates? You’re sticking up for your quarterback? Please. I’m pretty sure Donavan McNabb and Jeff Garcia did the same thing I did when they saw you weeping like a little pansy at that post-game press conference: laugh their ass off!
Just so you know, I’m clearly rooting for Green Bay to win the whole thing. I admire Brett Favre tremendously. But if he can’t win it, then I would be cool with the Pats or Bolts winning. And with that, I hope Eli Manning can fall back to reality and go back to the crappy QB he is. The Giants winning the Super Bowl would suck. But at least Dallas won’t.
So I think I’m going to have a Super Bowl party. I called my buddy Jay after the game to let him no about it, but he wouldn’t answer my call. I’m sure he thinks that because he is a die-hard Cowboys fan, he saw me calling and assumed I was going to rub the Dallas loss in his face. Not true. I’m not a prick. I know that he is going to be seeing that every time he turns on the TV for the next 3 days. And then be reminded of it as the playoffs continue. I’m not going to pour salt into that wound with so many others will be indirectly. That wouldn’t be right.
So I hope he calls me back. And comes over for Super Bowl. And enjoys some of the popcorn I’ll be serving.
-Dave Q.
While we’re still on the subject of politics…
Remember when this Norwegian girl wanted to be class president? So bad that she stripped down to nothing while dancing in front of the class during an assembly? That is what you call “an effective campaign”, my friends.
Ahhhh those crazy Europeans. I know we can’t really tell from the video, but I’m pretty sure they don’t let ugly women run for office of any kind, especially if stripping is part of the voting process there. Which if adopted here, would suddenly end the Hillary Clinton campaign. I’m down for that.
-Dave Q.
Well, the new year didn’t start out that great for one Hillary Clinton. And I’m perfectly ok with that since I think she’s the anti-christ. Not only did she not win in Iowa, she didn’t even come in 2nd place. Try 3rd place. And what about Bill’s face during the speech she gave after the results came in? He looked catatonic out there. Either that or he was zeroing in on the red-head in the 3rd row. Good ol’ Bill.
Still, she’s got balls. And as scary as it is, I know she will still be a legit candidate for the presidency. But it’s funny to know that at this very moment, she isn’t sleeping well. And that makes me smile.
I myself have not really picked a candidate to support. I’m still trying to read through all the issues to see what each candidate stands for. So as of now, I’m riding the “Anyone but Hillary” train.
-Dave Q.
