The Quesada Chronicles

Documenting the ongoing adventures, opinions, and occasional screw-ups of a guy named David Quesada

Archive for March 11th, 2007

March 11th, 2007 | Author: Dave Q.

This was too funny not to post. If you don’t think this is funny, then your family probably thinks you’re gay. And so does your dog.

I’ll warn you now that the audio is kind of crappy. But the lyrics are worth the listen. If this kid wrote the song, then he’s got talent.

-Dave Q.

The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people.