Here’s a new twist on those boring flight safety videos.  Yeah, it will get your attention, but not for too long. Once you realize that the females in body paint aren’t exactly “body paint” worthy, (not to mention that no one wants to see dudes with no clothes on), then you would probably go back to reading your book, or sleeping, or praying, or whatever pre-flight ritual you’ve claimed as your own.  Mine is the praying one.

Now if they had this Delta chick in body paint, that’s a different story.  Hell, I might take a flight just to watch the video.  I love the way she wags her finger at you.  Like she’s scolding you for having naughty thoughts.  Don’t judge me.  I know I wasn’t the only one.

-Dave Q.

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