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This is over a year old.  But I was wondering if this girl ever got her money.  Do any of you remember this?

This model sued online jewelry retailer Szul.com for $5 million. The reason for this is because she appears in an ad that makes her look like.. well…, frankly like she’s having an orgasm. But after seeing the ad, what the hell did she think was going to be the end result? Did she think it would be interpreted as an asthma attack? I’m not buying that. Sorry.


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According to the model, the director told her to pretend ‘over-excitement’. Well, this excitement was clearly sexually charged. She knew what she was doing.

I hope she didn’t get a dime of that $5 million. But I do see a successful adult film career in her future.

The funny thing is, I originally saw this video while at the office. And the speakers were on a little louder than usual. So all the moaning kind of scared the crap out of me. I do know that if someone had heard it walking by, they wouldn’t have believed it to be a commercial for jewelry. Would you?

Sex sells. We all know that. It’s science.

-Dave Q.


I’ve got nothing against someone who wants to do something to protect the environment (except maybe Al Gore).  But these people are %$#&@ crazy.  And they wonder why no one takes these nut jobs seriously.

-Dave Q.


What’s that?  You love Star Wars?  And Tom Selleck?  Well, my friends, this will make your day.  :)

The video below will make you appreciate whoever had all that time to waste to do this.  They went out of their way to be accurate.  All you can say is, good job.  That, and that I wish I had that much free time…


-Dave Q.

Most of you don’t know this, but the series Scrubs has come to an end.  Why wouldn’t you know that?  Because no one was watching it anymore.  Hence, the series ending.  Now that that is cleared up…


I finally got around to seeing the finale.  Probably one of the best series finales I’ve ever scene.  Made the Seinfeld and Sopranos finales look, well… they already sucked.  So whatever is worse than sucking.  Anyway, above you can see the last few minutes of the show.  I like how they brought out so many of the show’s repeat characters there.  Nice way to give them props.  Anyway, if you ever watched the show, you will appreciate it.  If you never did, then you’re definitely going to think J.D. (Zach Braff’s character) was pretty friggin’ gay.

So that’s it for Scrubs.  I’ll have to find my laughs elsewhere.  I hope The Office is up to the challenge.

-Dave Q.

I just wanted to take a moment to say thanks to Dom DeLuise, who passed away yesterday at the age of 75.  The guy made me laugh quite a bit when I would watch those movies he starred in during the ’70s and early ’80s.  The guy was funny.  Plain and simple.


Here is Dom DeLuise cracking up in outtakes of the movie The Cannonball Run.  This film came out in 1981 and had what was referred to back then as an “all-star” cast.  Hard to argue.  It had Burt Reynolds, Roger Moore, Dean, Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Farah Fawcett, Terry Bradshaw, Jackie Chan, Henry Fonda, and of course, Dom DeLuise.  Not bad, huh?  If you’ve never seen it, do yourself a favor and and watch it sometime.  Warning:  Sense of humor required.

Anyway, this was the first Burt Reynolds – Dom DeLuise flick I watched as a kid.  And I loved it.  Always brings back good memories.  Thanks for the laughs, Dom.

-Dave Q.

Want to see a video compilation of a girl in a ton of photos with the exact same ridiculous look on her face?  I knew you would!  :)

Seriously.  WTF is wrong with her?  It’s like she got stuck on “retarded” or something.  I seriously wonder if maybe she doesn’t have any teeth.  Or maybe she is a mannequin?  Nah.  They don’t make mannequins to look that skanky, do they?

Here is a link to a website with more people that have the “must make the exact same face when in front of camera” syndrome.

Makes me wonder if I know anyone with this condition.  I’m going to go through some old pics.  If I come upw with something, I will post it here.

-Dave Q.

Check out what they did at CollegeHumor.com.  This video rocks!  Set to the tune of Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start The Fire, it basically gives you a rundown of what we experience in the comments sections of various websites.  You know what I’m talking about.  When one commenter insults another commenter.  Hillarity ensues.  If you have spent any decent amount of time on the internet, you will love this.

I do need to mention that some of you will be offended by the video.  Especially you politically correct types.  Which makes it that more enjoyable for me.  :)

If you don’t for some reason get this, then you should just give up the internet thing all together.  And also you should stop trying to control your DVR with your garage door opener.  Technology doesn’t like you either.

-Dave Q.

So in Europe, they have Burger King.  And therefore they have the Whopper.  Not to be mistaken with the Royale with cheese.  :)   Anyway, so they are promoting a new Whopper over there called “the Texican”.  Get it?  Me niether.  Just watch the video.


So this has Mexicans everywhere furious.  I’m not sure why.  They should be flattered that Europeans obviously dig the Texican.  Are they mad at the stereotype?  That maybe Mexicans are short?  I don’t see any Texans all huffing and puffing because Eruos think all Texans are cowboys.

My official advice to all pissed off Mexicans is simple.  STFU!  You are the same ones that told Americans to take a chill pill when Absolut vodka had that bullshit magazine ad implying that in a perfect world a big chunk of the U.S. would still belong to Mexico.  So, please.  Spare us.

For what it’s worth, I personally do not assume all Mexicans are masked, midget wrestlers.  There are actually some pretty hot Mexican females over there!  Sad thing is to have a shot with them, you need to be a masked wrestler.  Not necessarily a short one, though.  But the mask plays…

-Dave Q.

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