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If I were that age and if it was me, I probably would have tested it on one of my sisters.
-Dave Q.
Here is a pretty cool video. In this video is 172 communications majors at the Université du Québec à Montréal (UQAM). Pretty sure that’s in Canada. Anyway, they lip-synch to the Black Eyed Peas “I Gotta Feeling”, and you appreciate the video when you realize it was all done in one take. Pretty damn impressive!
How would you have felt if you were one of the last ones in the video? No pressure, right? 
-Dave Q.
Now here is a cause I can get behind.
October is here. And that means it’s Breast Cancer Awareness month. And it’s times like these that I feel I should speak out. You see everyone, few causes are as important as this one. You want to Save the whales? That’s great. But let’s save the boobs first, got it? Priorities, people!
You want to hug a tree? That’s cool. Me? I’d rather hug boobs. And I think I speak for every man and woman out there that boobs take priority over trees. So, to hell with the trees. Save the boobs! This cannot be ignored!! If that means other causes have to be put on the back burner, so be it! Priorities, people.
What about PETA? Hmmm… no. Save the boobs, damn it! I hope I am getting through to everyone. This is absolutely of the utmost importance!! Don’t ignore this plea. To illustrate how motivated I am about this, I will offer free breast exams as long as there is something in writing that I can’t be held accountable for anything. I am just trying to help here.
A world without boobs is a world I don’t want to be in. 
-Dave Q.
Here is a funny video about what reality would be like if it were more like Twitter? And we were limited to 140 characters when we communicate? Hmmmm…
-Dave Q.
When I was a kid, I always thought about how cool it would be to have a bunch of big time action heroes be in one movie. I distinctly remember thinking that a remake of The Dirty Dozen would have been awesome with the likes of Arnold, Sly, Chuck Norris, Mr. T, etc. You get the point. Well, I came across some info on a movie coming out next year. Why have I not heard of this?!? Or have I not heard about it because my primary source for world news isn’t Entertainment Tonight? If so, my bad.
Anyway, this movie comes out in 2010. It’s called “The Expendables”, and check out this plot: A team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator. Did your eyes light up? Now check out the cast…
- Sylvester Stallone
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Mickey Rourke
- Jet Li
- Bruce Willis
- Jason Statham
- Eric Roberts
- “Stone Cold” Steve Austin
Holy freakin’ crap!! How awesome will this be??? I mean, as long as you go into the movie theater with the intention to be entertained and not take it seriously, then I don’t see how it could disappoint. Explosions! Shooting! Crazy fight scenes! I love this quote from COED Magazine about the movie.
Anyway, I now have a movie to look forward to for next year. Because this year has been pretty brutal. Transformers and G.I. Joe? What the hell were those about? That was a kick to the gonads of my childhood. I’m glad I didn’t see them. Well, I mean, I did take my niece and nephew to Transformers. But I couldn’t watch. It was that bad. Not even Megan Fox’s hotness could save that piece of crap. Just being honest here…
-Dave Q.
So I will be leaving this evening for a trip to Las Vegas. Before you start with the “I wish I were going” rhetoric, just know that I’m going for business. Not pleasure. That being said, my hope is that the business side of things wraps up quick enough to be able to enjoy some of the more diverse things Vegas has to offer. Eh, who am I kidding? I want to hit the casinos!
I’ll be staying at the Red Rock Resort, which will be the first time I go to Vegas and not stay on the strip. I’m not quite sure how far from the strip it is, but I do know it’s more than $50 for a cab from the airport. So, yeah, that sucks. But hopefully I can make that up at the craps table. That is, if there is time for that sort of thing.
-Dave Q.
Here is a “twisted” artist interpretation of a Disney classic, Snow White. Kind of like Mickey Mouse meets Tim Burton. What do you think?
Interesting. If Rob Zombie was a cartoonist, this is probably what the result would be. You can see a bunch of other similar pics here. Yeah, they would probably creep out some kids. But I actually think they look pretty cool. Nice twist to some Disney classics. I think those classic Disney flicks should all be remade with these new animations. Then, whenever I get around to having kids, I won’t mind taking them to go see Bambi.
-Dave Q.
So last week a few of us were discussing lunch, when our friend Matt starts yapping about going to a burger joint named Chunky’s. The crazy guy from Man VS Food went there and took on the 4 Horsemen Challenge, which consists of eating a very spicy burger in 25 minutes or less and not drinking anything the whole time. Or something like that. So basically, Matt saw this episode and wanted to try the burger. So we went.
The burger from hell.
When the waitress brings the food to the table, Matt’s burger was making our eyes water. Seriously. We should have had hazmat suits. The waitress tells Matt that if he does the challenge and completes it, the burger is free. But Matt turned down that offer right away. Just so you know, it’s a $17 burger. WTF?
Matt takes on the burger.
Anyway, Matt begins eating the 4 Horsemen. And his quest consisted of about 3 bites. That was it. He couldn’t take it. In those 3 bites, he drank 4 Dr. Peppers and said crazy stuff like “my mouth is melting” and “it tastes like fire”. In his defense, he didn’t cry. But he did start scratching his ears like they were covered in ants or something. Picture Roberto Duran saying to the ref “No Mas”!
The burger wins.
Who eats their burger with a fork and knife? Seriously.
There is always someone in the group crazy enough to do something like this. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Mr. Matt Lopez.
-Dave Q.
