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Last night I was playing some pretty solid defense in the outfield.  And since it was the last game of the season, I asked to play an inning at shortstop.  Well, ladies and gentlemen, God doesn’t want me to play shortstop.  Ever.

It was a funky play.  Nothing cool about it.  I was basically taking a relay throw back from the outfield.  The throw bounced just short of me and came up and drilled me in the right middle finger.  I picked up the ball, threw it back in, and then looked at my hand where I found blood everywhere (my friends told me there was a trail of blood leading to the bathroom).

I thought the extent of the injury was that the nail on my finger got pushed up by the ball.  So at worst, I figured, I would just be losing the nail.  But the wound never stopped bleeding.  So I went to the doctor this morning and the found that the reason the nail on the finger was being pushed up was that a bone in my finger broke and was forcing the nail up.  Sucks, don’t it?

Here’s one of the x-rays in case any of you know how to read one.

Anyway, I have an appointment tomorrow with a hand surgeon.  I’m hoping surgery can be avoided, but I just don’t know.  If they have to cut my finger open, then I can kiss my dreams of being a hand model good-bye.  :(

***UPDATE***

Surgery was successful.  Typing will be difficult, though.  I wish I had some voice recognition software for this.  But anyway, my finger is numb and I have some vicodin waiting on stand-by.

If I had voted for Barack Obama, I would want to punch this guy in the mouth.  Makes all Obama supporters look… well… I would just be really pissed at this guy.


I’m not sure how the Secret Service could let this guy be in the same building with Barack Obama.  Did someone drop the ball here?  What a retard.

I bet the McDonald’s people are pissed.  That goes for normal people that work there and the owners of the company.  Way to represent, Julio!

-Dave Q.


Here is an eye-opening lecture on why you shouldn’t talk to police.  Ever.  I’m serious.  Or at least the law professor giving this lecture is.

Needless to say, I’ll think twice before talking to the police.  And you guys should too.  Especially you.  No, not you.  YOU.

-Dave Q.

First off, Happy MLK day!  Now, on with my misery…

I never used to have allergies as a kid.  Never.  I remember kind of laughing at all the allergy sufferers I would see.  Well, I’m not laughing anymore.  I am one of them now.  And I have no idea how it happened. Is that part of life?  Does your immune system start to break down in a way that it allows for allergies to slap you around?  I may have missed the memo on this.

What sucks is that I am a “warm weather” person.  I live in San Antonio, I was born in Hawaii, and my family is from Costa Rica.  Tropical, humid weather is in my blood.  So naturally I despise cold weather.  But this is where the conflict comes in.  If the weather stays cold, my allergies don’t seem so bad.  But when it hits about 65 degrees, then I am miserable.  Damn, this sucks.  My eyes are watering.  My throat is raw. I’m congested.  But, hey.  Who’s complaining?

And then there is the case of allergy medicine.  I can’t find one that works consistently.  Allegra is as effective as a Tic-Tac.  Claritin D?  No dice.  If you have any suggestions, please send them my way.  Or Kleenex.  Feel free to send Kleenex my way too.

-Dave Q.

Change, Shmange.

Come on, Barack.  Your whole platform was based on bringing change to Washington.  And then you do this??!?  You went and nominated Satan for Secretary of State?  Really?!?  I guess I’m just crazy to think that since all those questions about your judgement of character came up (Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers, the guy who was a professor and supported the PLO, etc.) that maybe you would pick someone with, I don’t know, some integrity? But instead you picked someone who stands for everything that is wrong in Washington.  Jeez.  I mean, I really want to give you a chance to prove to me that those that voted for you knew what they were doing,but it’s looking pretty bad right now.  So much for change.

I make no secret that I hate Hillary Clinton.  I can see right through her.  It’s like I have those special sunglasses from the movie They Live, where the guy puts them on and he can see who is an alien and who isn’t.  I know what that lady is.  Pure Evil.  So when Obama is trying to heal a country divided,I guess he has to start with a party divided, and appease all those Hillary lovers.  Hillary craves power like a fat kid craves gravy on his ice cream.  I can’t wait for your next great presidential decision, BHO.

Just when you think the monster is dead…

-Dave Q.

So this weekend has been lousy, to say the least.  Come to think of it, I can’t remember the last time I could say I had a great weekend.  I’m going to try and work on that I’m due for one.

Anyway, reason why this weekend sucked is because I’m not feeling well.  Headache, sore throat, chills, etc.  And what makes it suck even more is that I just got my flu shot last Wednesday.  I guess I got it too late.  Damn.  But today I spent most of the afternoon/early evening sleeping off the pain.  And that leads to me not being able to sleep right now.  So that is why I’m up posting this.  Because I’m tired of sleeping.  Yeah, I guess it is possible to be tired of sleeping.  And the other thing is that me being sick is cutting into my preperation for the Turkey Trot on Thanksgiving morning.  Man, I need all the training I can do for that.

I’m hoping to get my week going on the right foot tomorrow.  Maybe that will lead to a great weekend.  I never thought about it like that.  Well, I guess I’m going to down a couple of NyQuil to help me go back to sleep.  I hope all of you out there are feeling better than I am.  And hopefully you’re looking better than I am, too. Trust me.  It ain’t pretty.

-Dave Q.

Talk about freaky. This is pretty much what it would look like if that whole chicken you bought from the supermarket decided to come out of your freezer and scare the living $%@! out of you.

The story I heard was that the bird has some kind of condition where it plucks it’s own feathers out. Kind of like an obsessive compulsive disorder. Weird. Nevertheless, this thing needs to be caged up and only taken out during Halloween. That is, if you need a dead parrot to go with your dead pirate costume.

-Dave Q.

Clay Aiken finally came out of the closet today.  Let me see.  How can I put my reaction to this dramatic revelation into words.  I’m going to give it a try here, so bare with me.  Here goes:  DUH!

I don’t like Clay Aiken.  It’s not because he’s gay.  It’s because he sucks. Just thought I would clarify.

-Dave Q.

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