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Seeing Hillary in HD made me lose sleep, too. And almost turned my hair white.
Yes folks, open season on all politicians is in full swing. 
-Dave Q.
I’ve got to give Burger King some props. This whole “whopper freakout” promotion they are doing is pure genius. I myself haven’t had a Whopper in years, but I do remember that it was a good burger. Now I’m craving one. But maybe that’s because I didn’t eat dinner last night. Where the hell is there a Burger King in this town? Anyone know?
Here is a bigger production of the Freakout. Check out the details of some of these reactions. Funny stuff.
But even funnier than that is these guys. My friend Kari sent this to me. Whopper Freakout (Ghetto Version).
I need me a motherf&*&@% Whopper! Now!
-Dave Q.
Dear Reporters, Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 about the other 81. I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game. Sincerely,T.O. p.s. Getcha Popcorn Ready!. — Terrell Owens before the Cowboys / Patriots match up in Week 6.
When it comes to the NFL playoffs, I had a pretty damn good weekend! Every team I wanted to win this weekend came out victorious. And that includes the Giants beating the Cowboys. Now, don’t get me wrong. I don’t like the New York Giants, especially when led by that goofy Eli Manning. But I despise any team that employs Terrell Owens. So the Cowboys losing makes me happy.
Cry me a river, T.O. You’re defending your teammates? You’re sticking up for your quarterback? Please. I’m pretty sure Donavan McNabb and Jeff Garcia did the same thing I did when they saw you weeping like a little pansy at that post-game press conference: laugh their ass off!
Just so you know, I’m clearly rooting for Green Bay to win the whole thing. I admire Brett Favre tremendously. But if he can’t win it, then I would be cool with the Pats or Bolts winning. And with that, I hope Eli Manning can fall back to reality and go back to the crappy QB he is. The Giants winning the Super Bowl would suck. But at least Dallas won’t.
So I think I’m going to have a Super Bowl party. I called my buddy Jay after the game to let him no about it, but he wouldn’t answer my call. I’m sure he thinks that because he is a die-hard Cowboys fan, he saw me calling and assumed I was going to rub the Dallas loss in his face. Not true. I’m not a prick. I know that he is going to be seeing that every time he turns on the TV for the next 3 days. And then be reminded of it as the playoffs continue. I’m not going to pour salt into that wound with so many others will be indirectly. That wouldn’t be right.
So I hope he calls me back. And comes over for Super Bowl. And enjoys some of the popcorn I’ll be serving.
-Dave Q.
While we’re still on the subject of politics…
Remember when this Norwegian girl wanted to be class president? So bad that she stripped down to nothing while dancing in front of the class during an assembly? That is what you call “an effective campaign”, my friends.
Ahhhh those crazy Europeans. I know we can’t really tell from the video, but I’m pretty sure they don’t let ugly women run for office of any kind, especially if stripping is part of the voting process there. Which if adopted here, would suddenly end the Hillary Clinton campaign. I’m down for that.
-Dave Q.
Penelope Cruz and her sister Monica came out in a music video for their brother, Eduardo. In the video, the sisters share a lesbian kiss. And apparently this was their brother’s idea.
I can only shake my head here. It’s pretty obvious that this guy Eduardo needs all the help he can get to promote his crappy music. And nothing says “I know I have no musical talent” than getting your famous sister to make out with your hotter sister in your music video. But the fact that he thought this up may be a sampling of deeper issues. Eduardo, those are your sisters! You really want to see your sisters make out? And dance around you half-naked?? They are your sisters!! What the hell is wrong with you?
So in the end, the only ones that benefit from Eduardo Cruz’s crappy music ability and his drive for incest, is any guy not related to the Cruz sisters. Monica Cruz should definitely look into getting into showbiz. Very nice to look at. More so than her sister.
As for you, Eduardo, I hope someone finds you a good therapist. Jeez.
-Dave Q.
Well, the new year didn’t start out that great for one Hillary Clinton. And I’m perfectly ok with that since I think she’s the anti-christ. Not only did she not win in Iowa, she didn’t even come in 2nd place. Try 3rd place. And what about Bill’s face during the speech she gave after the results came in? He looked catatonic out there. Either that or he was zeroing in on the red-head in the 3rd row. Good ol’ Bill.
Still, she’s got balls. And as scary as it is, I know she will still be a legit candidate for the presidency. But it’s funny to know that at this very moment, she isn’t sleeping well. And that makes me smile.
I myself have not really picked a candidate to support. I’m still trying to read through all the issues to see what each candidate stands for. So as of now, I’m riding the “Anyone but Hillary” train.
-Dave Q.
Here’s some new year cheer from FunnyOrDie.com…
By the way, if you haven’t checked out their site, you should. It’s somewhat funny.
-Dave Q.
Picture this if you will: A guy is walking in a city park. He comes across a girl, presumably attractive, who is sunbathing. Topless. A topless female sunbather in a city park. Just wanted to get that point across. Anyway, They strike up a conversation. Things get flirty, and the girl asks to see the guy’s package. The guy obliges the topless girl, and then cops swarm in and arrest him. If this isn’t a setup I don’t know what is. And apparently this really happened, and there’s video of it too. But nothing to get too excited about, like this guy did.
If you read the article, it says that the guy was walking through the city park and found the girl sunbathing topless under a tree. That should have been his first clue that something wasn’t right. Sunbathing under a tree? Who does that? Look at the picture. Looks like she’s in the shade to me.
I’m trying to figure out what the hell the Columbus Police Dept. thought was going to happen? I can understand to a certain degree that they are trying to keep perverts out of the park, but come on. You basically set the stage for some poor schmuck to star in his own porn scene and not expect him to follow through? Are the police officers there so inept that this is the only way they can make arrests? That’s pretty jacked up.
I really feel bad for this guy. Pervert or not, this is entrapment. I hope the judge goes easy on him. And I hope the girl was worth it.
And I am documenting the fact that it is legal for women in Columbus, OH to sunbathe topless. Duly noted.
-Dave Q.
