Maggie, a long time member of my family, has passed away. She was my mother’s dog the better part of 13 years. And as crazy as that little dog would drive me for barking at me for no reason, she did bring smiles to our faces and was a constant companion for my mom. She will be missed.
Goodbye, Maggie. I hope they have soccer balls for you to chase around up there…
-Dave Q.
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What happens when two dipshits go into a club armed with a machete and samurai sword to rob it?? Depends if they are in Australia or not. Because apparently those Aussies don’t take crap like that.
If only we could have gotten a close up of their faces when they got a glimpse of all those bikers running at them. 
-Dave Q.
Dear Texas Voters,
Way to give Hillary the primary, retards. If that broad becomes President, God help you if you are around me when you start complaining about her. What a bunch of geniuses.
-Dave Q
Today is a big day in the political scene. And also for our nation. And possibly the universe. It’s Super Tuesday Lite. Ohio and Texas vote today in their primaries. And so do Rhode Island and Vermont, but they are barely states to begin with, so they aren’t getting much attention with this. A lot is riding on this day. I don’t know how other states will vote, but because I’m in Texas, I hope the people here don’t embarrass me and give a victory to what’s her name.
Here’s a bit of advice for anyone that can see through this “woman” and straight into the darkness of her cold, black heart. As much fun as it would be to see her lose a national election, we should get her out of the way now. Why set up the opportunity for a bunch of people to go retarded in November and vote for her? I don’t want America to take that chance. Stranger things can happen. Like Eli Manning winning the Super Bowl, for example.
Bottom line: If you have the opportunity to drive a stake into Dracula’s chest, for the love of everything that is good and holy, don’t hesitate. Do it!
I really don’t think I can stomach seeing her face flashing across the TV with such frequency much longer. Makes me regret getting the HD package.
-Dave Q.
Just when you think you’ve seen everything, you haven’t
TruTV, which used to be Court TV, has announced that they will air a new series called ‘Man vs. Cartoon’, in which normal everyday morons people try to replicate in real life what they have seen in a cartoon. Yes, you read that right. I don’t blame you if you don’t believe me, but you can read about it here.
So basically my expectations go something like this. Joe Idiot puts on some roller blades and straps an ACME rocket onto his back, waits for a roadrunner (or something of comparable speed) to run by, lights his fuse on the rocket in an attempt to chase said Roadruner, and basically kills himself. That’s when the family of Joe Idiot show up with an attorney and sue TruTV, which eventually leads them to again change the name of the network. But this time they change the name to reflect the ownership, which is now the family of the victim. You guessed it. TruTV is now IdiotTV.
But all that being said, I will probably watch it. I just want to see if they are actually going to drop an anvil on someone’s head.
-Dave Q.
Apparently these two 18-year-olds got escorted off a Southwest plane, and then banned from the airline all together after they caused a commotion on a flight from Tampa to Los Angeles. You can read more about that here.
Obviously we are only getting their side of the story. My hunch is that there is more to it. Like maybe the fact that they are spoiled brats? And also that the brunette isn’t all that attractive? I mean, look at the pics in the beginning of the news report and then look at her. I can only imagine how many times someone has met her and thought, “Man, she looks way better on myspace.” She thinks she was being discriminated based upon her looks? Nope. Sorry, baby. You were being discriminated against because you are a stuck-up bitch.
Looking and listening to these two I could only guess they went to Los Angeles to audition for some reality TV show. Or to maybe see if they could sneak into some club and party with Paris Hilton. The exact kind of person that will get no sympathy from me. Southwest has now regained my respect after the whole Kyla Ebberts thing. Nice job.
-Dave Q.
I am watching the Democratic debate right now. I am loving this. Hillary Clinton has made herself look like a complete ass-clown. She is whining about how she always gets the first question during the debates. And then she referenced Saturday Night Live on how Obama is getting special treatment. Haha! How presidential of her. Nothing will earn respect to the Presidency of the United States as the leader of the free world being a whiner.
Now there are more fireworks! These are the acts of a very desperate woman. It’s pathetic. Yet I can’t stop watching. Or smiling. Or laughing.
Ok. I’m going to finish watching this. I’m sure you guys will see all these highlights in the news. But god that look on her face is golden! That bitch is pissed!
After this I’m going to turn to the Tivo and watch last Saturday’s SNL. Must have been a good one.
-Dave Q.
It’s pretty obvious to me that with the Clinton campaign pulling this crap about Obama and the Muslim garb he was photographed in, that they are in official desperation mode. Can’t say that I am shocked. Nor should anyone else be. Anyone with a clue should have the knowledge that Hillary Clinton cares about only one thing: Power. And Barack Obama is the biggest obstacle for her to reach that power. So, with that in mind, she will do anything it takes to win the presidency. Not because she gives a rat’s ass about you or me. But because she thirsts for power.
This goes to show how out of touch Hillary Clinton and her henchmen (sorry. Henchpeople. Have to be politically correct here.) are with the average American people. We are sick of politics. And we are sick of these kinds of tactics. If people already don’t hate Hillary enough, this just adds to it. I already despise this broad, so my disgust with her couldn’t grow anymore.
Man I hope she loses. I hope she loses badly.
-Dave Q.
