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Ummmm. Wow. This is completely insane. I wish I knew what she was babbling about. Subtitles would have come in handy. Then again, maybe I don’t want to know.
They don’t get that much crazier than this. How bad is China that a grown woman throws a tantrum like this? It can’t be that bad. Oh, wait. I forgot about that whole communist thing. Yeah…
-Dave Q.
If I had voted for Barack Obama, I would want to punch this guy in the mouth. Makes all Obama supporters look… well… I would just be really pissed at this guy.
I’m not sure how the Secret Service could let this guy be in the same building with Barack Obama. Did someone drop the ball here? What a retard.
I bet the McDonald’s people are pissed. That goes for normal people that work there and the owners of the company. Way to represent, Julio!
-Dave Q.
Shocked? Are you really? Me neither. I guess he wasn’t ever that good.
My hope is that with America facing tough economic times, that of all the professional sports leagues out there, I hope baseball feels the biggest pinch. Nothing but overpaid cheaters in the game. They can all suck it. Suck it, A-Rod! Suck it Barry Bonds! Suck it, Roger Clemens! Can you tell I’m bitter?
The day I have kids, I hope there will be a sport that has players they can look up to. So far with the MLB and NFL no doubt having steroid users, and the NBA with their rapists (led by Kobe Bryant), I’m hoping they will get into tennis.
Should have known someone who slaps while running to first base wouldn’t be man enough to play the game right.
-Dave Q.
In approximately 3 weeks, Ash Wednesday will be upon us. And for good Catholics everywhere, that kicks off the season of Lent. This gives opportunities for bad Catholics like myself to step up to the plate and try to make up for, well, being a bad Catholic. I usually try to take on as many acts of penance as possible because of this. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking.
I started considering what to sacrifice about a week ago. And I haven’t come up with anything concrete. In the past, I’ve given up red meat and sweet tea. Those were pretty rough. Also I went a more traditional route one year and fasted after 3pm. That sucked big time. But right now, I am having no luck on coming up with new ideas. I guess I can recycle these old ones (like I did dressing up as Indiana Jones for Halloween 3 years straight).
So I am asking for suggestions. Some friends have given me a couple of ideas that aren’t bad, but I need more. And once I get 4 or 5 solid ideas, I will put up a poll and let you all decide what I should do. So basically 6 weeks of misery will be in your hands.
I hope to have the poll up by this weekend. So leave a comment with your idea. And please,… be gentle. 
-Dave Q.
Let me first start by saying it was a damn good game. I was pulling for the Cardinals, but I’ve always liked the Steelers. So it wasn’t too bad. An all around good game. Too bad there had to be a loser. Moving on…
So how about those commercials? Not too bad. There were some stupid ones, but I won’t waste time with those. What I will waste time with are these. Since I liked them. So you probably did too.
If you’re an SNL fan, you appreciated this one. MacGruber and MacGyver together? Brilliant!
Doritos can send clothes flying off women? I’m buying a bag tomorrow.
Good commercial. I want an Audi. Will getting one make me that good a driver?
This was just a funny commercial! Punching out the Koala was awesome!
Overall, the commercials this year were decent. There were a couple of years where the commercials were flat out lousy. I hope people got fired for those. Like the mechanics with the Snicker’s bar? Remember that one? Sorry to remind you. Misery loves company.
-Dave Q.
Go Cardinals!! I like the Steelers. But in this case I’m going for the underdog. A politician helped me decide this.
And as I type this, Big Ben rushes for a touchdown. 
-Dave Q.
My buddy Brian has got some hardcore softball fever (as opposed to cedar fever which is what I’ve been suffering from). I know this because in the past, he has periodically mentioned how he would want to start his own team from scratch. But then that talk would evaporate and it would be business as usual playing on our friend Jay’s team.
Well, this week Brian went all out. He is putting a team together. He is actively recruiting players, buying uniforms, and even set up a website for the team. The team name you ask? We are called Softball, Inc. To be honest, I’m not 100% sure that comma should be there, but, whatever. I dig it. If you click on the link, he has an old softball team pic in there. And some witty remarks here and there. We’ll see. It should be a fun season. I look forward to it.
So if you live in the San Antonio area and feel like playing, check out the site and contact Brian. Just don’t join the team with the intention of knocking me out of batting 9th in the line-up! If those are your intentions, then move along. No room for you at the inn!
-Dave Q.
My little sister emailed me these. Which is unusual. Normally her sense of humor is… how should I put it… non existent. I’m just messing with you Olga. If you have a sense of humor you will think that was funny. And if you don’t, then you don’t. And my first statement will be true. I call that a “win-win”.
Thanks for the “Y” chromosome, God! You the Man!
-Dave Q.
