Archive for the ‘Awesome!’ Category
So I kind of had a stressful weekend with my fantasy football teams getting completely owned in all three of my leagues. I know you ladies out there will roll your eyes at that statement. I wish there was an anolgy I could come up with that would illustrate how frustrating it is. I know you don’t understand, so just trust me on this. 
So I stumbled upon this video, which I would have to consider as the ultimate stress relief. I tell you what, if I had a fat kid I could shoot paintballs at, I would be so happy. It would be therapeutic!
Honestly though, I can’t watch this video without laughing hard. And watching it enough times makes me forget about me maybe not winning my fantasy something whatever… See. It’s already worked wonders!
-Dave Q.
My buddy Albert just sent this to me. I had to share.
Alright. I will do my best to avoid politics the rest of the week.
-Dave Q.
We all saw this one coming. And seriously, when is Halloween better than during an election year? And it doesn’t hurt that one of the party tickets has a fairly attractive VP candidate.
You know there will be a ton of “Sarah Palin”s out there at those Halloween parties this year. But will any of them be daring enough to wear this version of the costume? With my luck, I will run into a Sarah Palin wannabe that has no business being in a bikini of any kind whatsover. I can’t stress that enough. Please, No Ugly Sarah Palins!
On another Sarah Palin note, the New York Daily News put out this somewhat creepy slideshow of what other celebrities could play ‘Sarah Palin’. A couple of them are pretty good. Most of them are pretty scary.
-Dave Q.
So this past week began the NBA pre-season. And that translates to the NBA regular season starting up very soon. I love basketball. I’m a die-hard San Antonio Spurs fan. So I am very pumped up about seeing the season get rolling. I want to believe the Spurs will do well, but I am skeptical, especially with Manu Ginobili on the injured list with a bad ankle. I feel your pain, my latin brother!
Anyway, my old friend Roy sent this pic to me and seeing about how pre-season is the time to get focused on the upcoming season, I thought it would be funny to show Lebron James focussing on “other things”. I guess it goes to show how dominant Team USA really was in the Olympics to be so easily distracted.
Come on, King James. Really? I’m disappointed. If you’re going to be distracted by a female, can’t it be one with a firmer butt? I know you can do better than that. And if you cannot, then I in turn cannot in good conscience draft you in my fantasy basketball league. Because sometimes it’s not just about “scoring”. Get it? Scoring? Ok, I’m done.
-Dave Q.
I’ve been playing some tennis here and there over the last few months. It’s fun and you get a decent little workout. Well, if it was competitive tennis I’m sure it would be a great workout. But since I’m no where near that, it’s good to get the blood flowing. I think at times I even sweat a little.
So yesterday when I went to pay my parents a visit, I brought my tennis gear. My parents used to play a lot back in the day. In fact, I remember as a young boy in Hawaii going with my Mom to her tennis lessons. Anyway, I asked them if they felt like going to the middle school by their house where they had some tennis courts. After some convincing, they agreed to go out and play.
So here I was thinking I would hit a few balls at them, get the heart rate going, etc. Little did I know they still knew how to hit. And that they knew how to hit trick shots, too. Caught me completely off guard. So I was hustling trying to keep up. Granted, it was 2 on 1, and I have a bad ankle, and… let me think of some other excuses, um… Oh it doesn’t matter, anyway. We didn’t keep score. Or at least I hope no one kept score.
-Dave Q.
I heard about this girl back in June, and then nothing. I wonder if she is still on the run? A fugitive from justice?
If you were living under a rock at the time and don’t know about her, here is the 2 cent summary. This girl in Romania will be on the subway, will turn on her boombox, and pole dance. And at then end, naturally, she goes around asking for tips. No doubt the girl is just trying to pay her way through med school.
Last I heard were the cops there were on the lookout for her. And if they see her show they will probably tip her and then give her a ticket or something. But still, you have to give the girl props! And also thank the guy with the camera phone. God bless technology.
-Dave Q.
I got this sent to me in 4 different emails yesterday. So, I thought it was worth sharing. Appears to be a young Dr. Evil plotting to add two more to his future mind-control sex-slave experiment. Gotta give the kid props for thinking big, right?
-Dave Q.
Well, I don’t know about you guys, but after dealing with Hurricanes Gustav and Ike, I feel like we are in the need for something positive out of the weather report. Well, this should do the trick.
Do you ever watch the Spanish network Univision? Or Telemundo, maybe? Me neither. But I might start if only to find out what the weather is going to be for the next day. Although you can only take what they say with a grain if salt. Turns out this girl, Jackie Guerrido, was hired on to do the weather at a time when she didn’t know jack about doing the weather.
Big deal. She was hired because she’s hot. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Experience is overrated anyway. Just look at Obama and Palin.
Plus, most meteorologists get the weather wrong. Except for my buddy, Paul. Not you, Paul. You know what you’re doing when it comes to the weather (not so much fantasy football). But the rest of those guys suck. If I’m going to watch the weather and get bad intel, I’m at least going to get it from the hot chick. Hmmm, old dopey weather guy or young caliente latina??? “Caliente” means “hot”, I think.
-Dave Q.
