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When I found this, I thought it was kind of weird. But who else would you rather have a staring contest with? Dick Cheney??
-Dave Q.
I got the following text from my good friend Nick:
Nicholas Abel Zuniga
DOB 4-29-08, 12:37pm
6lbs, 11oz., 19″.
Mother and child are doing well. Dad is a bit giddy. You see folks, this is Nick’s first child. And I know through the years I’ve given him crap about various things that he does that are flat out wrong. Like his fantasy football picks. And the fact that he idolizes Ricky Martin. Not cool, man. But if there is one thing I have no doubt he will excel at, is being a father. So congrats Nick. I have no doubt you will handle fatherhood with grace. Well, at least more grace than your jump shot. And that won’t be too hard to do.
-Dave Q.
Bikers foil robbery attempt in Australia – Watch more free videos
What happens when two dipshits go into a club armed with a machete and samurai sword to rob it?? Depends if they are in Australia or not. Because apparently those Aussies don’t take crap like that.
If only we could have gotten a close up of their faces when they got a glimpse of all those bikers running at them. 
-Dave Q.
On Valentine’s day, Lucas Films released the teaser trailer for the new Indiana Jones flick. It’s a quick one and you don’t get too much out of it, but it’s cool to see Harrison Ford back in this role. Out of all the sequels that have come out in recent years, I have been looking forward to this one for some time now. George Lucas, this is your chance to make things right. Your one and only chance to make up for the absolute garbage that was those three films you made and tied in to your original Star Wars trilogy. I really hope you don’t screw up one of the greatest characters in movie history.
Anyway, I’m really pumped for this one. Indiana Jones back in all his glory. I have some friends that give me a hell for dressing up as Indiana Jones for Halloween several years running. But come on, it was one of the easiest costumes to put together! I just happened to have all the stuff. Brown Fedora. Bullwhip. Khakis. Brown leather jacket. Far better than anything you would find in a costume shop.
This makes me think of my ex-girlfriend. She used to insist that Indy’s jacket was a dirty old denim jacket. So dirty that it turned brown. That was one of my favorite arguments with her. One of many. I hope by now she’s figured this one out. Then again, she was always a little on the nutty side.
The jacket is leather, Steph. It’s a brown leather jacket.
-Dave Q.
A bunch of naughty photos of members of the Sacramento Kings dance team are being circulated on the web. From what I can tell, it looks like one of the girls posted a bunch of her pics online, where they eventually got leaked. Well, that wasn’t the smartest thing she could do if she wanted to keep them under wraps. But is anyone shocked that this girl had several thousand brain cells on their lunch break when she decided to do this?
I don’t have a problem with these. In fact, I encourage all cheerleader types to express themselves in this manner, and then share them with the rest of the world! But let’s be honest, is anyone surprised by this? This is becoming the norm for young twenty-something girls everywhere. And I speak for every man out there when I say, “keep ‘em coming”!
If you want to see the more risque pics, go to withleather.com. Don’t get your hopes to high, though. The girls aren’t the hottest in the world. But yeah, I would say it’s worth taking a look.
-Dave Q.
God bless those guys at Sports Illustrated. It’s decisions like this that make me proud to be an American. Yes, folks. Seeing a half naked Marisa Miller gets my patriotic juices flowing.
-Dave Q.
The more I see stuff like this, the more I like Barack Obama.
Seriously, though. What’s not to like about the guy? I mean, besides his liberal views on things.
-Dave Q.
If you are a fan of the Super Bowl commercials more than the game itself, then I hope you got to see Will Ferrell as Jackie Moon in a commercial for Bud Light. As funny as it was, the extended commercial is even funnier! You can thank me later.
There wasn’t much doubt I would see this movie when it comes out. But a quick glimpse of Will Ferrell at his best has me all geared up for Semi-Pro.
-Dave Q.
